Live-Action Plot: Consumer advocate David Horowitz pays the brothers a visit to investigate their claim that they can unclog any drain in three minutes or less with Mario Bros. Clog Cleaner. The cleaner (which is a powder that’s not even combined with water) fails to alleviate the clog, but the brothers buy themselves some time […]

Live-Action Plot: It’s 2012 and Nintendo still hasn’t figured out the internet, but the company’s mustachioed mascot had it down way back in 1989. In this episode, Mario has found himself a “computer date” using the power of lies and exaggeration. Apparently all of this was a thing, even back then. It turns out Mario’s […]

Live-Action Plot: Mario’s no mere plumber, but a genius inventor who is about to unleash his most incredible invention yet: a pizza transformation machine. Unfortunately, this breakthrough technology is never used for its intended purpose, as Mario and Luigi’s bumbling leads to the transfer not of pizza flavour, but of human and dog minds. Very […]

Live-Action Plot: It’s Luigi’s birthday, and Mario has gotten his favourite brother some dance lessons! 80s dancing superstar Shabba-Doo arrives to give the Marios their lesson, and the results are a wall-to-wall groan-a-thon. Everyone, not just Shabba-Doo, but the brothers as well, is dressed in his most colourful 80s hip-hop gear. Most of the episode’s […]

Live-Action Plot: The episode begins with the Marios visiting their best pet, the sewer-dwelling Ratigator, who complains a monster is after him. Ratigator disappears and the great sewer traveling Australian Alligator Dundee appears. He’s after a monster living in the sewers as well, so the brothers team up with him. Following some clumsy net work, […]

Live-Action Plot: The episode begins with the brothers basking in the greasy glow of bachelor living. Pizzas in various stages of digestion and decomposition litter the pad, and Luigi wields an NES controller (presumably playing one of the games in which he stars, yet fails to receive any royalty money from). It is at this […]

This episode is entitled “Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up!” which was apparently a thing before Eminem. Live-Action Plot: Mario and Luigi are getting ready to compete in this year’s Elvis impersonator competition at Plumber’s Hall. The two begin by butchering a couple of Elvis parody songs in cartoonish Elvis-esque costumes before the real […]

Live-Action Plot: The Brothers Mario are visited by yet another Transylvania transplant, this time it’s vampire Zoltan Dracula. This is a rather light plot, even as far as these episodes go, with the Marios only getting into a mild degree of trouble with their monstrous guest. Eventually, Zoltan hears the brothers badmouthing him, and decides […]

Live-Action Plot: Luigi bonks his brother over the head with a pipe, which promptly confuses Mario enough to make him think he is a chicken. The green one calls up “head doctor” Sigmund Fruitcake for help. The doctor manages to convince Mario that he is not a chicken by instead making him believe he is […]

Live-Action Plot: The Mario Bros. are helping their new neighbour unpack and acclimate to the neighbourhood. It turns out this guy is one “Dr. Frank N. Stein,” and he’s brought a dangerous monster with a bad brain along with him. Eventually, Luigi heads out with the doctor to do some grocery shopping and find a […]