We all know that Progressive girl Flo is one of the hottest women in existence. That’s why I am especially disturbed to find her paired with Sonic “furry abomination” the Hedgehog in Progressive’s latest ad.

What the blue blur has to do with car insurance is beyond my comprehension. It seems to me it’s Eggman who needs to ensure his vehicles. Sonic doesn’t even own pants, let alone his own car.

In yet worse news, the video above led me to this nightmare.

Sonic and Progressive team up, confuse my sexuality