Dew Doritos XBone

Image: Welcome to hell. PepsiCo.

Get ready to sacrifice both your rights as a consumer and your right to a balanced meal.

Microsoft and Mountain Dew/Doritos have teamed up to give away thousands of XBox Ones. Contest details are hazy at this point, but you can sign-up here and then wait in quivering anticipation as your corporate overlords trickle out information over the course of the summer.

It’s unknown at this point if winners will own the Doritos they eat or simply license them. Kinect will be watching to ensure no piratical sharing takes place.

Microsoft and Mountain Dew promise “unprecedented experience”