Image: Wii Fit box art. Nintendo.

I am a terrible person. A whole week has passed since my last Wii Fit update, and it’s been the same amount of time since my last Wii Fit workout.

I finally took to my Wii Fit board today for a weigh-in, but I couldn’t even bother to get any exercise in. My BMI has gone from 23.46 to 23.32, my weight from 154.8 to 153.9, and my Wii Fit Age has inched down from 32 to 30.

I’d like to take this opportunity to reflect on my own laziness, or rather, the laziness of all those who decide to get fit. Based on my experiences watching television and reading women’s magazines, it seems that the temptation to not do anything is profoundly alluring, and that one must struggle to overcome it.

Today, my unhealthy brothers and sisters, I join you as a wagon-faller-offer. Tomorrow, though, is another day. One in which I might climb back onto my plastic slab and declare that I can better myself all over again.